Iranian Govt. Winning War on Media
Think Western journalists have it rough? About 2,000 Iranian journalists have lost their jobs since the election. And those who haven't been arrested have fled the regime of overwrought Mahmoud...
View ArticleWith Loving Swastika, Obama's Opponents Offer Ideological Puzzle
Obama's ideological opponents are grasping at straws here: they've carved "I Swastika Obama" message into the grass at a country club, institutions that were once bastions of American racism. This...
View ArticleAnimals Afflicted by Religious Sacrifice
Murderous scientists have proven that animals slaughtered for Jewish and Muslim religious sacrifices feel the pain, but stunning the animal first terminates the torture. So, animal rights activists,...
View ArticleVideo Game-Crazed Kids Reach New Levels of Violence
Kids these days sure know how to keep us horrified. Just when we think the little bastards can't get any more psychotic, five middle school boys have been arrested for setting a 15-year old classmate...
View ArticleAl Martino, Godfather Singer, Dead at 82
"Volare" singer Al Martino who played the Don's godson, Johnny Fontane in The Godfather, has died at the age of 82. Friend Jerry Blavat described Martino, who got his start in 1952, as "the last of...
View ArticleThe Potential Importance of a Michelle Obama Action Figure
If imitation's the highest form of flattery, what's the action figure? The pint-sized likeness, once dominated by the likes of G.I. Joe, has become playground to the political elite. And now Michelle...
View ArticlePam Anderson Makes Child Labor Fashionable
Child labor activists are aiming for Pam Anderson. Rush Limbaugh, shockingly, loves racist clubs. Jon Gosselin no doubt hates giving up $180,000. And Ashton Kutcher was mean to January Jones. Good...
View ArticleMilitary Proves Old Adage: Mo' Money, Mo' Soldiers
War and profit have long been pals. Governments and corporations make scads of dough on invasions, attacks, contracts and such. So why shouldn't some of that profit help recruit a record amount of...
View Article"Thought Police" Responsible for Limbaugh's NFL Mess, Says O'Reilly.
Rush Limbaugh's built his career on inflammatory comments. They're his bread and butter. But, sadly for him, they also foiled his plans to buy part of the St. Louis Rams. Don't worry, though, because...
View ArticleNY Times Co. Keeping Globe; Staff "Ambivalent"
The New York Times Co. has found it in its corporate heart to keep the Boston Globe. Why? Because the company's union-busting cutbacks totally worked. Though just last month the company <a...
View ArticleWicked Lotto "Winner" Sparks Riot in Ohio
Is this what we've become, people? An exceptionally twisted Ohio woman pretended she had won the lotto, went to a Burlington Coat Factory, offered to pay for everyone's purchases and bailed. The...
View ArticleOprah's Tyson/Holyfield Matchup, The Death Knell for Macho
Macho men are not so in vogue these days. And, with some help from Oprah, the trend, once so prevalent in pop culture, may very well be dead. Or on its way, at least. This past Monday marked an...
View ArticleFacebook's Unspoken, Intrademographic Culture War
In what may be a sign of an impending generational civil war, a growing number of 20 and 30-somethings are avoiding Facebook. They're called refuseniks. But, living in the 21st century, many of them...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan "Still Learning" Time, Fashion
Lindsay Lohan tries to explain her adventures in fashion. Britney Spears receives a dubious award. Joe Francis has no backbone. And we feel bad for Leona Lewis. Yes, it's your Thursday morning gossip...
View ArticleInterracial Couple Denied Marriage License to Protect Children, Obviously.
Keith Bardwell wants desperately to give his racism a happy face. The white Louisiana Justice of the Peace refused to give an interracial couple a marriage license because he feels for those little...
View ArticleBalloon Boy: 'We Did This for the Show'
Well, all the naysayers seem to have been right. Little Falcon Heene, who will now forever be immortalized as the balloon boy who sparked a media sensation, appeared on Larry King tonight and spilled...
View ArticleDick Durbin Launches Repentant War on Drugs, Racism
With all the swastika-carving and interracial marriage-objecting, among other things, it appears the States have regressed back to a state of full blown racism. That's only partially true, because...
View ArticleMedia, In Ted Turner's Misguided Dreams
Ted Turner distanced himself from the media business in 2006, when he stepped down as vice-chairman at Time Warner, which previously bought his eponymous broadcasting company. And now envisions a...
View ArticleHas Bilson Tweeted Christensen Heartbreak?
Start the gossip trains, because blank-looking Rachel Bilson, who's engaged to Hayden Christensen, just tweeted "James Blunt — Goodbye, My Lover," which is one of those horribly sad breakup songs. Is...
View ArticleForget Balloon Boy, Today's All About Train Baby
If Balloon Boy and his family were looking for publicity, they'll find it's fleeting. There's a new amazing tot on the horizon, and this one survived being hit by a train. This poor Australian mother...
View ArticleStop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
Jennifer Aniston's in love with someone, again. Paul McCartney's son's dreams are coming true and dying all at once. Jon and Kate are still deplorable. And Courtney Hazlett calls out Melissa Rycroft....
View ArticleAuschwitz, Remembered on Facebook
Memory's an ever-changing thing. And it comes in many forms, as exhibited by a new Facebook page started as a memorial for infamous concentration camp Auschwitz, which says they'll deal with deniers...
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